What do you call an X that just got out of the bathtub?
A Kleenex
Why did Patrick Star put his hotdog
in the freezer?
Because he wanted a chilly dog
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
Why are Pirates so cool?
Because they just
Aaarrrrrrrrr
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty
Why did the mouse brush his teeth?
Because he wanted to be squeaky clean
Where is
the best place to park your dog?
In the Barking Lot
Why to Hummingbirds hum?
They've never
learned the words
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his Quarterback
